Googlism

[helen]

helen h is having shipyard and engine work done at this time and will resume sailing november 9th

helen h is the funniest person

helen h is the first performer ever to win an oscar® while

while...

[rosalind]

"rosalind is taller than the average woman"
>Umm...no.

"rosalind is beautiful"
"rosalind is wittily and friskily complete"
"rosalind is the real deal"
>Won't argue.

"rosalind is a member of the letter box study group and visits countries all over the world in search of interesting post boxes"
>Weirdo.

"rosalind is your mother"
>Interesting...

[gg]

graham is coming to dallas
graham is third on depth chart
graham is elton john
graham is miss april 2002
graham is honored in his home town
graham is a great deceiver
graham is a thriving community of 9
graham is resurrected in washington
graham is nude
graham is approximately 9
graham is part of the coronado national forest
graham is designing a special gopher interface for journal graphics
graham is a large mountain on public land in southeastern arizona that has had multiple uses for many decades

[bedders]

alex is a loser
alex is the best

eh?

alex is determined not to kick up a fuss over beckham

thats true, but he shouldn't be on the england team

alex is an ass
alex is talking from his arse

whats with the anal references?

alex is mesmerized by balls

thats just silly...

alex is almost hit by a truck which is carrying a top secret chemical
alex is a robot from the future
alex is afraid he is being stalked by the man he assaulted
alex is retiring from hartford's mounted police patrol

alex is on fire

ARGH!

alex is going

yep

[Shea]

seamus is a hobbit
seamus is not dead (you got me there)
seamus is a seven (Strange. I always thought of myself as a thirteen.)
seamus is thin and wiry with a broad nose and busy eyebrows (Running through a forest?)
seamus is working in the background to create big trouble (Just look in the irish forum)
seamus is a fine (The 'a' is a typo)
seamus is about 5 months old (Still kicks english ass!)
seamus is optimistic that the disease will be eradicated by 2005 due to the work of the global polio eradication initiative (Thats a little hurtful)
seamus is an 8 month old (Contradiction. QED)
seamus is actually a she (How'd you find out!?!)
seamus is ugly
seamus is carrying a gun (And hes behind you)
seamus is a very cutie (Getting there)
seamus is asleep (Very true)
seamus is still here (Very untrue)

[rocky]

this thread is junk

[Peter B]

Googlism for: peter b

peter b is in counselling mode

peter b is at the helm
peter b is ranked 106 and has played for 2h26m in 14 days
peter b is our hard man behind the stumps
peter b is bound to have a different view
peter b is gay by tommi k

peter b is de winnaar

peter b is my relative
peter b is replying to the bruce graw custom design system since that's the only one that's ever been

peter b is in
peter b is mr fire island leather

peter b is that he is using this fallacy
peter b is making us undergo a 'critical thinking' exercise bc i tried to encourage the same sort of thing in the 'you were warned' threat

peter b is another colonel c'link? t
peter b is
peter b is staying in accommodation worse than mine


Wow....

[Klebe]

Sorry Mrs H looks like google has caught up with you.

mrs h is not at fault
mrs h is not a computer contractor but she does use a personal service company
mrs h is sitting next to mr
mrs h is forced to use ivf because she has blocked fallopian tubes
mrs h is always to be found
mrs h is not a shareholder in x ltd
mrs h is unavailable on the nhs and will cost an estimated £17
mrs h is automatically considered a high priority
mrs h is dirty in her habits
mrs h is against beginning
mrs h is a very energetic and ethusiastic teacher committed to her profession
mrs h is a perfect
mrs h is brought in for questioning in roman's escape
mrs h is deeply imbued in the world of alternative therapies and has kindly offered you her 'alternative hit list'
mrs h is a very able and experienced patent secretary and has worked satisfactorily and without interruption for the appellant's representative since
mrs h is an elderly lady from rossendale in lancashire.
mrs h is ordered off the bus because she has been smoking and making her way through a bottle of sherry (they know more about you than you think !!

[Mrs H.]

mrs h is forced to use ivf because she has blocked fallopian tubes

You are joking - I had three babies in three years before I realised he was doing it by telepathy - i spent years wearing a saucepan on my head to stop it happening again!

[PorkyFatBoy]

i spent years wearing a saucepan on my head

Could explain an awful lot....

Sadly Google doesn't know enough about me...

[Mrs H.]

Sadly Google doesn't know enough about me...

that's because they don't know you as well as I do

porky is using bricks to seal an archway under the stern direction of a mouse
porky is a bay 15 hand gelding with quite a bit of welsh cob in him
porky is the first horse that we purchased for jousting in 1994
porky is a booger
porky is a rodent that typically grows between 15 and 30 pounds
porky is the hostname of the nfs fileserver
porky is waiting for him with a pie behind his back
porky is riding on his camel
porky is doing his rendition of "chinatown" a la cab calloway
porky is in that movie
porky is not a hypocrite
porky is one of the best movies ever
porky is dresses smartly in a pale blue coat
porky is a sign which announces "looney tune tonite"
porky is a bad ass redneck
porky is a halfling
porky is perhaps best known for his many appearances on the bugs bunny show in the late 1950's
porky is one of the nicest men i've ever met
porky is traveling around the world to visit different members of the agnosticism / atheism forum community
porky is simply threatening to call jp and complain
porky is de eerste die het toneel op moet
porky is urged by daffy to cancel his contract with warners and become a "free agent
porky is no fun at all because she sleeps all of the time and only comes out to eat
porky is dead o
porky is also a herbivore
porky is made from an unusual type of german mohair
porky is digging the fire pit and there will be no little fires allowed in the trees
porky is here because he drank dad's six pack from the fridge
porky is gay
porky is a miniature horse and is 3 years old
porky is daffy's eager young space cadet
porky is put on a special diet plan so that he can enjoy his favorite snack

(that last one cracked me up completely)

[lilywhite]

craney is allegedly the focus of attention from several premiership clubs

[HOCOLITE]

hocolite is unknown but when I put my name in I learn a lot about my sexual habits, think I must have been somewhere else all my life

[Gandralf]

Ralph The Guard was an animated cartoon character in the cartoon series Animaniacs. He was a fat, bald unshaven stupid man who was the security guard at The Warner Brothers Studio. He was voiced by Frank Welker.

LOL!!!

ralph is back home after 11 days in the hospital
ralph is great
ralph is a vote for ralph
ralph is a vote for reason
ralph is an executive editor of the journal nanotechnology
(mmm nanotechnology)

ralph is discovered by talent scouts while sunbathing at the broadripple public pool
(?)

ralph is also well versed in the world of fraud litigation
(mmm fraud)

ralph is a member of the late quaternary palaeoenvironments research group
ralph is a member of the south wales branch of the british cactus and succulent society
ralph is very much interested in the scientific aspect of track design
ralph is albertan to the core
ralph is lying shamelessly when he denies wanting to help bush defeat gore (im anti bush (not to be to political))

ralph is reminiscent of paul newman in the hustler
ralph is also a visiting professor of theology at the franciscan university of steubenville
ralph is able to perform navigation by using its reactive and deliberative components
(yay im good at navigation)

ralph is the consummate athlete
(mmm athlete)

ralph is the boy who is elected to be the leader of the boys
(good)

ralph is a god or something
ralph is something of an underachiever
ralph is a great friend

The funniest:

ralph is captured by an evil clown when he follows sarah and the family to the circus

Truest:

ralph is very happy about his removal from the civilized world

The most people think about me on nope:

ralph is at it again add a post to this topic

[Fratello de Pingu]

chris is hot
chris is god
chris is social giant
chris is the cutest guy in the world
chris is awesome
chris is the best
chris is a real chick magnet
chris is our god
chris is my best ever partner
chris is wonderful
chris is amazing
chris is funny
chris is a very spontaneous person and looks for honesty and loyalty in potential girlfriends
chris is god
chris is so sexy & talented name
chris is a good family man with integrity and fairness beyond reproach and a dedicated republican who has respect from all parties
chris is run on microsoft's most powerful database
chris is always there to help with advice
chris is the all mighty god of the gods
chris is a dynamic presenter
chris is the coolest vocalist
chris is a reader in the department of mechanical engineering at the university of bristol
chris is sexy and he is a major hotty
chris is warm and wise and very effective
chris is world champ
chris is currently working on three different movieprojects
chris is a remarkable young man who leads by example both on and off the playing field
chris is a huge physical presence; but don't mistake him for being all about brawn
chris is soooooo right
chris is a hottie


And that is nothing added and many repeats taken away.
However on agreement of five people, some from above, I am God...