The Banter Around Here is reekin

[brooner]

Or wear a long blonde wig, fake boobs and tell them you found yourself.

wasn't that who he found on his way to finding the gash on his head?

[eddie]

great i live on a giant bell end

[PeterG]

At least you moved out of the deformed scrotum that is Wales.

[badger]

What does that make Orkney and the Shetland Isles?...

[Kitch]

Driver,

surely you ran into something,
a tree
like orienteers do
I ran into a tree, much blood, much breathing through wounded eye socket...
unpleasant sensation

[samsonite]

am i too late to the party to ask what all this splinter factions stuff is?

sorry ive been in the grim north for a few days