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Postby DesignatedDriver » Tue Sep 06, 2005 7:15 pm

now come one - a quick show of hands, who hasn't accidently shown their bearded clam when hitting the hard balls?

be honest :oops:
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Postby LostAgain » Wed Sep 07, 2005 12:05 pm

The first picture is probably the best example of a "front bum"!
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Postby Asian » Wed Nov 09, 2005 6:50 pm

he he he he he
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Camel Toads - 'drug book' entry revealed for the first time

Postby Carnage Head » Thu Nov 10, 2005 1:46 am

"I did try to find camel toads in a drug book" indeed.

Appearing after 'barbituates' and before 'cocaine', here is the entry the hapless Daily Mail reader was looking for:

Camel Toads

How are they taken? By sight

Effects: Camel toads induce long and potentially embarrassing episodes of staring.

Dosage: The 'consumption' of just one camel toad can result in a trance-like state lasting several seconds.

Legal status: Legal, but frowned upon in polite society (with the exception of beaches and swimming pools).

Side effects: Addicts report headaches, relieved only by one-armed exercise, which itself can bring back flashbacks.

Tamper with camel toads at your peril.
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Postby pyrat » Thu Nov 10, 2005 1:55 am

this is hilarious!!

http://ratemycameltoe.com/
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Postby pyrat » Thu Nov 10, 2005 1:56 am

euch!!

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Postby HOCOLITE » Thu Nov 10, 2005 5:25 pm

Lycra O trousers :!:
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Postby badger » Thu Nov 10, 2005 5:33 pm

I don't suppose you get many of these in canada do u pyrat?
Plenty of peanut smuggling tho...
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Postby DesignatedDriver » Thu Nov 10, 2005 6:40 pm

:lol: peanut smugglin

been spotting those dirty smugglers round toon. lots of em.

tried to make a citizens arrest yesterday. donned the rubber gloves and searched as best a could.

there may have been some struggling.
and perhaps the odd scream

but by george if i didn't get those poor peanuts to freedom
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Postby Rockaldo » Thu Jan 12, 2006 6:04 pm

Found a site that isn't blocked by school server, loads of cool/funny videos on it. I saw this one and thought of this topic.
http://www.gkko.com/funny-videos/481/camel-toe-song/
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Postby Shea » Fri Jan 13, 2006 12:29 am

This is a very weird topic, in my innocent irish eyes
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Postby rosalind » Fri Jan 13, 2006 12:37 am

Those Irish eyes are smiling!
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Postby Shea » Fri Jan 13, 2006 10:49 am

Whos? yours?
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Postby rosalind » Fri Jan 13, 2006 1:38 pm

I dunno...I heard it in a song...
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Postby Shea » Fri Jan 13, 2006 2:52 pm

Im going to stop replying now
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