Nope flags in the year 3000

[PorkyFatBoy]

oh yeah, so it is

[brooner]

i think that its a version of pyrat's big cock

[FatBoy]

I see you're outposting me per day Fatboy

Stuck in front of these infernal machines all day just trying to make it interesting for myself.

So another one of my topics going wildly off on a tangent then. First it's talking about getting your kit off now we've gone into to double-entendres about large flightless birds.

[Mrs H.]

Stuck in front of these infernal machines all day just trying to make it interesting for myself.

Mmm, know what you mean - for me it's mainly a housework avoidance strategy - Oh no - got to put the washing out Incidentally, are you and Porkyfatboy related - being as you share the same last name(ish)

[FatBoy]

Not that I know of.

It went a bit like "Err what username do I put in. Using my own name is boring (although to avoid digging holes Mrs H is a good username...), what nicknames do I have errr Big Al, errr I know FatBoy!"

Then I find there's another one who in fairness did register before me. The irony is my friend who calls me FatBoy is significantly fatter than me.

[PorkyFatBoy]

No, we're not related. I also use this user name on another (non-sport related) forum...which doesn't have nearly as good banter

The Porky comes from a mad idea I once had of converting a double decker bus into a mobile Pizzeria to go to rock festivals and the like as "Porky Pxxxx's Pizza Parlour". May be I should reconsider the idea as a Pasta bar for next year's JK?

And by the way FatBoy, the only reason you don't need a sports bra is yet is because you're only an M21 - wait till you're nearly an M40 and you will

[PeterG]

i think that its a version of pyrat's big cock

It looks a bit deformed. Surely this would be better:

(_)_)\\\\\\\\\\\\D

Or even this:

[andy]

8===D

[Guest]

And by the way FatBoy, the only reason you don't need a sports bra is yet is because you're only an M21 - wait till you're nearly an M40 and you will

Maybe - not if I'm still canoeing though - gives you pert breasts.

[FatBoy]

Whoops forgot to login...

[Mrs H.]

Maybe - not if I'm still canoeing though - gives you pert breasts.

Aaah! so that is why Mr H. has bought me a canoe
I wonder if the fact that it's inflatable has any relevance?

[FatBoy]

I'm not sure I should comment about the pertness of your breasts or on Mr H's fetish for inflatable items.

[Mrs H.]

No, please don't

[bendover]

just read the previous x-amount of posts and just want to say:

OH MY GOD

this forum has plumbed new depths and i wasn't a part of it.

not sure whether to be proud or dissapointed.

[PeterG]

8===D

Disturbingly, this is the layout of the tables in the room my AI tutorials are held in.