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Postby hitmanjon » Mon May 17, 2004 7:24 pm

christ... im only 67kg.... skinny me :shock:
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Postby SJ » Mon May 17, 2004 8:13 pm

i can lift gg up
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Postby gg » Mon May 17, 2004 8:14 pm

not for long
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Postby Braddie » Mon May 17, 2004 8:34 pm

I was voted "Fattest Club Member in UWOC"
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Now, I know you're a feminist, and I think that's adorable, but this is grown-up time and I'm the man.
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Postby FatBoy » Mon May 17, 2004 10:31 pm

I could probably weigh less than Scotia (whoever he/she is?) but it would probably require an amutation or two (or perhaps more...).

So how tall are you lot so I can gauge just how much of a FB I am?
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Postby Dan » Mon May 17, 2004 10:37 pm

im 6ft1 and weigh 75kg
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Postby Nails » Mon May 17, 2004 11:37 pm

Fatboy even minus arms and a leg i doubt it...and that wouldn't be very effective hopping round in a forest, holding the map in your teeth, with your si card up your nose.....
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Postby bendover » Tue May 18, 2004 1:18 am

gg wrote:the way bens running at the mo is pretty impressive for a fat boy, running with me and dan for 80mins and then trying to outsprint us at the end


just to clarify a point here, it was a slightly downhill finish and i did outsprint both of you. i so let you pass me at the end.

i've said it before and i'll say it again, you can't argue with gravity.

you're going down scotia, lardarse!
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Postby FatBoy » Tue May 18, 2004 9:36 am

Dan wrote:im 6ft1 and weigh 75kg


I'd beat you at an arm wrestle but not orienteering I fear. Not sure my extra inch (height!) weighs 20kg...
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Postby Scotia » Tue May 18, 2004 11:12 am

i am 5ft 7 tall and weigh the same as ben's left tit!
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Postby bendover » Tue May 18, 2004 11:27 am

Scotia wrote:i am 5ft 7 tall and weigh the same as ben's left tit!


what, 85kg? i knew you were a fat bastard.

you're going down, bunter!
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Postby FatBoy » Tue May 18, 2004 11:38 am

Scotia wrote:i am 5ft 7 tall and weigh the same as ben's left tit!


You must have big fights with anything resembling undergrowth - brashings, bracken, long grass....

Undergrowth cowers when it sees me coming!
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