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Postby Joonyir » Thu Nov 04, 2004 8:27 pm

Must have been the wrong number, cos I never got a call at 5.30 this morn. I'm guessin there is one unhappy chappy out there who's gonna be badger hunting tonight!!!!
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Postby bendover » Mon Nov 08, 2004 8:16 pm

i once ran over a pheasant on the way to the white rose relays. the guy who was frying bacon in the 'fat pigs' caravan asked me if i'd go back and pick it up for him.... mmmm... pheasant burgers.....
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Postby Jene » Mon Nov 08, 2004 8:18 pm

*decides *never* to go to fat pigs again*

*ever*
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Postby Doug T » Mon Nov 08, 2004 9:33 pm

*decides *never* to go to fat pigs again*

*ever*


why!?
pheasants really nice! :wink:
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Postby badger » Mon Nov 08, 2004 10:58 pm

Need about 4 to make a decent meal.
So running over ones not really worth the effort, but a group of them on the other hand...
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Postby Jene » Mon Nov 08, 2004 11:01 pm

pheasants like raisins dont they??? i were reading bout it somewhere
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Postby PeterG » Mon Nov 08, 2004 11:03 pm

Jene wrote:pheasants like raisins dont they??? i were reading bout it somewhere


Oooh, that would probably be Boy by Dahl.
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Postby brooner » Mon Nov 08, 2004 11:03 pm

Jene wrote:pheasants like raisins dont they??? i were reading bout it somewhere


danny the champion of the world perhaps?
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Postby Jene » Mon Nov 08, 2004 11:04 pm

yeah...so its not true then :( :(
and champion of the world isnt it
still both by dahl tho
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Postby rosalind » Tue Nov 09, 2004 8:26 pm

Jene wrote:yeah...so its not true then :( :(
and champion of the world isnt it
still both by dahl tho


WHAT??? So there's no Big Friendly Giant either??
I want to walk up the side of the mountain, I want to walk down the other side of the mountain. I want to swim in the river, lie in the sun. I want to try being nice to everyone.
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Postby Jene » Tue Nov 09, 2004 8:38 pm

So there's no Big Friendly Giant either??


no BFG :shock:

*sob* :cry:

lol
dahl is soooo ace
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Postby rosalind » Tue Nov 09, 2004 8:45 pm

Mind you...Iv DEFINITELY met the Twits at some stage!
It can't ALL be lies.
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Postby EriOL » Thu Oct 13, 2005 1:34 pm

Mrs H. wrote:Arthur Boyt regularly eats badger - he gave young Neville a bite of badger sandwich one interland - Nev said it tasted like tough chicken :shock:


Not only badger it seems:

http://www.aftonbladet.se/vss/nyheter/s ... 35,00.html

I was totally convinced the article was either outright lies or grossly exaggerated. But the orienteering results seem to be correct so perhaps the rest is too?
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Postby Godders » Thu Oct 13, 2005 1:45 pm

Dog is good. A billion chinese can't be wrong.
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Postby King Penguin » Thu Oct 13, 2005 5:45 pm

Mrs H. wrote:Arthur Boyt regularly eats badger - he gave young Neville a bite of badger sandwich one interland - Nev said it tasted like tough chicken :shock:


I understand he has also been known to participate in eating competitions with teenagers at Interland to see who has the greatest capacity.
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