how now brown cow? I LOVE IT!

[bendover]

in the middle of the night, it feels alright but the tomorrow morning, ooooohh, ooooooh then you come down.....

now then now then now then, i'll fix it, in the words of the great jimmy saville, i've never posted on here while drunk, and at 6.30 on a friday evening the night before the elite test i reckon its a good a time as any.

edinburgh! it's great! beer tastes good. the classic caley 80. extortionate prices but who cares when its like velvet... me and lord fred of the nicholas, honorary Duke of Nicholson Street, sitting in a great pub called 'Sandy Bell's', that'll be me after running the BEOC classic at lossie and finding meself on the beach, loads of old geezers and then we go outside and theres some neds trying to start a fight on a traffic warden, oh the joy of being back home, then onto my old place of work that used to be called iguana, like a big trousersnake with legs, theres free food there on a friday night hahaha so free dinners for all, if you like white bread sandwiches with radioactive orange cheese inside, roy keane would throw a fit, what kind of pre competition scran is that? i demand a food technologist to devise my pre-race diet.

now we are off to the oral scrounge, its a jobby basement undeground with extortionate prices too,

this feeling called love....

[brooner]

banter, are you guys going to be at the pre-ET rave up provided by auntie - warming up on the decks at rush after 9pm - and not so expensive drinks...

[eddie]

here's to five hours fifteen minutes and 27 seconds

banter rare

[Mrs H.]

You know Ben, you really can write....I do hope this talent isn't going to waste when you choose a career( I am being serious)

[bendover]

hahaha actually writing a book at the moment. the guide to being a fool or something... watch out for the release...

is being a school teacher a waste?

[Mrs H.]

Not if you're becoming a teacher because you want to teach - only if you're doing it because you get loads of holidays whatever you do - keep writing

[HOCOLITE]

Mrs H you're not chatting Bendover up now. Is any dishy man under 40 safe?

[Mrs H.]

. Is any dishy man under 40 safe?

I'd call it more a meeting of minds - is that a concept with which you are familiar?

[HOCOLITE]

No

My O shows I can't use my mind and body (at once anyway)!!
I'm only jealous that I can't dazzle with the written word. Numbers more my game.

[Mrs H.]

Good - don't give up the day job

[harry]

Ben i believe you write with a similar style to Charles Bukowski. Henry chinaski. Have you read any? i think you'd like it. a bit like that book you recommended i read which i can't remember the name of, a really famous one. Can't wait for your book anyway. Will you do a promotional tour with accompanying bursts of frantic kareoke? that would be great

[harry]

i'm not drunk

[bendover]

sorry melons, being stoopid and uneducated i haven't come across charles bukowski. i'll keep a beady eye half open for him though.

i had one pint of stella this afternoon and found myself in a beery haze.