The Miss Penelope of orienteering?

[oldandslow]

Who spotted the Miss Penelope (of Thunderbirds fame) arrive in a field in the North East resplendent in suede boots and figure huging trousers having jetted in before transfering to her Mercedes?
I assume she kindly gave the chaufeur the day.

[HOCOLITE]

Sounds like the head teacher of my kids primary school when she came to support them. But she did at least do that.

[Gandralf]

o dear i am saying it was bry.

But that would be evil to her again and she didn't bother comming up coz she went to a "house" party.

[Guest]

Mrs H said she jetted in last weekend.

[Jene]

she did...and she did have a mercedes! (i think! was all silver and pretty...)

[Mrs H.]

Rumbled I ordered the cheapest car they had - but they'd run out of budget models - it was nice BUT - It was an automatic - I't took me 10 minutes to work out how to get the hand brake off AND I had to phone Mr H. from the car park to ask him how to put it in drive (apparently you have to keep your foot on the brake to get it out of park mode) - so you see it takes more than suede boots and a Mercedes to turn Mrs H. into Lady P. when Gross hove into view I was thinking of offering him the job of Parker

[HOCOLITE]

Never mind the car, what about the suede boots and figure hugging trousers. Was it your thigh high pair of boots or the other ones Were the trousers black leather or snake skin

Is this the Ad Hoc Editors Fleet Street Garb

[Mrs H.]

Sadly - i don't think the trousers would be figure hugging on anyone else
I left the thigh length boots in the back of the wardrobe - next to the whip