idiots

[bendover]

clivert is here,

it's day one of a sampling of dorset's nightlife. clivert brought blueberries.
there were several stops.

stop no.1: casa - boddingtons. good onion rings. a crazy old guy who kicked his stoool over before reminding us that he was in the army.

stop no.2: bar so: served by agent 007 - (john smiths) - many girls. happy days.

stop no.3: the shamrock - (st miguel, john smiths) - served by a fantastic polish girl. return visit compulsory.

stop no.4: the goat and tricycle - two pints of 'old chap' - superb beer garden

stop no.5: the richmond - Geene King IPA - good pint, well stored.

stop no.6: Bedouin moroccan restaurant - baba ganouch, taboula, eacellent food. Efe's pilsner, stella and peroni.

stop no.7: consortium - hip hop anonymous. - JD and coke - too many to remember.

all good. eat our goal.

idiots.

[the duncan]

Arr, so the call makes sense, i recieved notification that these 2 were on the prowl last night, seemingly at Stop 6. so well pissed already.

Sounded like they were having a lot of fun anyway!!

Nice one boys, i'll not call you just now (8am) might be feeling a tad rough

[bendover]

round two will commence in an hour or so,

we're going here!

[bendover]

on second thoughts, 14quid to see some bulls balls isn't the best value. plan b is now being created.

[the duncan]

yeah, but you get to see lumberjacks!!

[bendover]

yakshamesh! this night good fun we had!! my friend clive, he found many pretty girls to do boom boom. on the dance floor!! NICE!!! I LIKE!!

then we found some hats and a girl, she is from SWEDEN! land of many strange customs! Clive asked her to examine his HRAM!!

[Asian]

Get a proper job you drains on society and stop wasting my precious time calling me with you god awful drunken chat farting away like a right pair of preachers,

Nice nice, I like, is good yes,

And what the hell is a Swedish girl doing in Bumfluff Bournemouth? Thought it was exclusively a retirement village for OAPs like Dover!

Have fun boys!

[Meat Market]

I dont recognise your swedish friend, but im sure ive seen your Fez somewhere before...

[the duncan]

lads, lads, lads,

qwality all the way with the OAP banter town,

looks like another night of drunken debauchery, good skills

Espionage in the mighty 'Deen was where it was really going off though, getting down to the Baywatch theme tune!!

Class all the way

[brooner]

Espionage

just stop right there ok. its not big, clever or funny.

[bendover]

visit my website to see what we did instead of going to the new forest show.

[mharky]

You didn't go the the New Forest show! Unbelievable

[mharky]

the swanage shoot is excellent, it really somes up the british summer. i love the punch and judy and the pier with 1 person on it. fantastic photos

[brooner]

yeah am loving the photos, now wish i'd been to visit my friend in swannage when she lived there, looks like fun!