party politics

[bendover]

if the government was to be voted in solely by orienteers, who would hold the majority at westminster?

votes in by the 5th may please!

[Simon]

You have not given us the option of spoiling our ballot paper!

[the duncan]

they are all gay, can't wait for the election to be over, we'll get some decent news on the tv and papers, and no bloody politicians knocking at my door!!

[sgb]

Has nobody noticed that these guys' manifestos can be funny? The UKIP energy policy, for example: "We're going to scrap windfarms and build more nuclear power stations because that's what the French do."

Did anybody spot the irony?

[Godders]

The SNP leaflet said something like "Wouldn't you prefer we were like Norway?" Sadly they weren't going on about quality of orienteering.

[brooner]

the sooner its over the better, get people in my flat throwing a hissy fit over getting sent election crap

[ryeland of doom]

There is an election on?

Its the quietest I have known.. Perhaps its because of the "choice" we have got...

Which party advocates the crinkliest contours and promises to be tough of Brambles and the causes of Brambles.

[PeterG]

Anyone believing that their pet understands every word that they say to them will be asked to make the pet write a thesis to prove it.

http://www.omrlp.com/