Well - as those of you who have watched it will know a bigger load of pish I have not seen since I sat through that derivitive mish mash Matrix
Who is that guy that makes wood look lively? You'd think he'd look a little bit pleased when Kiera Knightly arrives in his bedroom. the rest was unreleaved tedium - what a waste of an opportunity. I had to drink half a bottle of Chilean Merlot just to get to the end! Is Van Helsing any good? at least its got that nice Huge Jackmanm in 
I think I did rather well with the parlance there!
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