Swedish Translation

[PeterG]

Can someone translate this for me. A bunch of swedish speakers found it hilarious on another internet forum and I feel left out.

Timo: Du har vackra ögon.
Girl: What?
Timo: Du vet mycket väl vad det handlar om.
Girl: [after taking a second to get past my thick American accent] Va? Haha!
Timo: [whispering] Min sperma smakar äppelpaj.
Girl: Va?! Hahahaha!
Timo: Håll käften!

Then I'd run away.

[Guest]

i dont know why im doing this…

Timo: Du har vackra ögon. ”You have beautiful eyes”
Girl: What?
Timo: Du vet mycket väl vad det handlar om. ” You know what I’m talking about.”
Girl: [after taking a second to get past my thick American accent] Va? Haha! ” What? Ha ha”
Timo: [whispering] Min sperma smakar äppelpaj. ” My sperm taste like apple pie.”
Girl: Va?! Hahahaha! ”What? Ha ha ha”
Timo: Håll käften! ”Shut up!”

Then I'd run away.

[PeterG]

i dont know why im doing this…

Timo: Du har vackra ögon. ”You have beautiful eyes”
Girl: What?
Timo: Du vet mycket väl vad det handlar om. ” You know what I’m talking about.”
Girl: [after taking a second to get past my thick American accent] Va? Haha! ” What? Ha ha”
Timo: [whispering] Min sperma smakar äppelpaj. ” My sperm taste like apple pie.”
Girl: Va?! Hahahaha! ”What? Ha ha ha”
Timo: Håll käften! ”Shut up!”

Then I'd run away.

Sounds like one to remember. Thanks anonymous stranger.