Another Brilliant Game

[The Bug]

This is a big brother game

http://www.dc8p.com/html/games.html Click on the Big Brother Game

You in put names adn some other random stuff it comes up with a Big Brother with all u names in.

But the real fun part is when u know what happens to the names and things and put things in deliberately to come u with some rediculous outcomes

Have lots of fun

Russell

[The Bug]

Eg

> Day 1 - trebor admits straight away that he doesn't
> like the look of jene. He says she looks like a
> lesbian. As it turns out, mrs h is in fact the only
> lesbian in the house, although peter b later admits
> that he is unsure of his true sexuality.
>
> 2 - The house sit down for a discussion of how to
> organise simple chores. brooner creates tension by
> stating that the kitchen is where the women belong.
> *carol* hits him with a potato peeler.
>
> 3 - The housemates are set their first task by Big
> Brother - they must make a model of the eiffel tower
> out of polos. After much persuasion by brooner,
> they
> gamble 50% of next week's food budget on completing
> the task.
>
> 4 - Training for the the eiffel tower task is well
> under way. However havoc ensues when peter b, who
> is
> rapidly developing a reputation as the laziest fat
> bastard in the house, eats half the polos. *carol*
> is
> furious.
>
> 5 - Today is the day when the the eiffel tower task
> must be completed. Things are going well until
> shortly before the end when peter b farts and blows
> the eiffel tower over. Big Brother announces that
> the
> task has been a failure. jene cries.
>
> 6 - brooner gets pecked on the arm by one of the Big
> Brother chickens. Not a very exciting day.
>
> 7 - Big Brother is worried that things are getting
> dull, so he summons the housemates to have a mass
> debate about sex. After far too many cans of cider,
> jene admits that she likes to be spanked on the arse
> with a potato peeler. trebor says he never wears
> condoms because they make his penis sore and brooner
> agrees. mrs h goes into a rant about how none of
> the
> other housemates have ever enjoyed a true orgasm
> because they're all boring heterosexual bastards.
> peter b sits in the corner, quietly eyeing up
> brooner.
>
> 8 - Today is the first day that the housemates must
> nominate someone to leave. trebor goes round
> everyone
> one by one, telling them he really likes them
> because
> they're the only one in the house that he can really
> relate to. *carol* and jene are voted as the two
> candidates to leave. Nobody votes for trebor.
>
> 9 - *carol* and jene are told of their nominations
> and
> burst into tears, before hugging everyone and
> telling
> them they love them. mrs h sings them a song - the
> Macarena - to make them feel better.
>
> 10 - The public vote jene out of the house. She
> pretends not to be bothered but then breaks down and
> sobs that she should never have admitted about
> enjoying being spanked. jene leaves.
>
> 11 - Relationships are strained in the house as the
> housemates come to terms with jene's departure. The
> food budget is low due to the failure of last week's
> failed task. mrs h has to make do without the
> cucumber she requested. *carol* is visibly
> depressed
> and is comforted by brooner, who tries to touch her
> on
> her boobs.
>
> 12 - The Big Brother pyschologist replays the
> footage
> of brooner touching *carol*'s boobs over and over
> again. This is because it shows an interesting
> psychological incident, of course, not because it
> will
> increase the viewing figures. Big Brother sets the
> housemates the task of jogging on a running machine
> for twice the circumferance of the globe. They
> gamble
> 40% of the food budget on completing it.
>
> 13 - The running machine task is on target, despite
> the fact that peter b refuses to run because his
> penis
> hurts a bit.
>
> 14 - Much jubilation in the house as the running
> machine task is completed. peter b finally manages
> to
> run the last 10 metres of the task and claims that
> without him they'd never have done it. *carol*
> calls
> peter b a lazy penis.
>
> 15 - Once again it is the day when nominations are
> due. trebor tells everyone individually that he
> thinks *carol* is a whore. He also points out that
> anyone who wants to stay at his flat when the show
> is
> finished is welcome to come and visit. *carol* and
> brooner are nominated by the housemates to leave.
> Nobody votes for trebor.
>
> 16 - The nominations are announced. *carol* can't
> believe she's been voted out two weeks in a row.
> brooner is equally stunned and turns to *carol* for
> comfort. peter b is distraught and confesses to mrs
> h
> that he thinks he is in love with brooner. mrs h
> says
> she doesn't fancy any of the housemates because
> they're all just too heterosexual and she's a
> lesbian,
> you know
>
> 17 - The public vote brooner out of the house.
> *carol* says she is gutted and even gives brooner a
> clipping of hair from her boobs to prove how much
> she
> cares. peter b is also devastated but keeps his
> hair
> to himself. brooner leaves.
>
> 18 - The Big Brother psychologist shows repeated
> clips
> of *carol* clipping the hair from her boobs.
> Apparently this is an important psychological
> incident. The public obviously agree as viewing
> figures soar.
>
> 19 - Big Brother sets the housemates the task of
> burping the National Anthem of Tuvalu in 60 seconds.
>
> They gamble 50% of the food budget on completing it.
>
> 20 - Nobody has a clue what the National Anthem of
> Tuvalu sounds like but peter b says it's a bit like
> Dancing Queen. The housemates choose trebor as the
> one who must complete the task.
>
> 21 - trebor successfully burps not only the National
> Anthem of Tuvalu but also God Save The Queen, the
> Macarena and the theme tune to casualty. He is
> proclaimed as a hero, despite the fact that a vote
> in
> a tabloid newspaper shows that 98% of the public
> want
> to kill him.
>
> 22 - Nominations are due and trebor tells everyone
> that he has a Villa in the South of France and they
> can all come and stay for a holiday. peter b and
> mrs
> h are nominated.
>
> 23 - peter b and mrs h take their nominations well
> and
> sit down with trebor and *carol* to discuss why they
> voted for them. trebor keeps quiet but *carol*
> accuses peter b of being an arrogant, lazy,
> self-centred penis before bursting into tears.
>
> 24 - The public vote mrs h out of the house and
> nobody
> really gives a jobby. mrs h leaves.
>
> 25 - trebor becomes the first housemate to have a
> wank. This footage goes down well with the Big
> Brother pschologist who proclaims that it gives us a
> true insight into the working of trebor's mind and
> brings out his true personality. In other words,
> he's
> a wanker.
>
> 26 - Big Brother sets the remaining three housemates
> the task of shifting 5000 tons of elephant dung
> using
> only a potato peeler. trebor is unsure but peter b
> is
> confident, claiming to have done something very
> similar when he was younger. They gamble 50% of the
> food budget.
>
> 27 - Completely out of the blue, peter b breaks down
> in tears and announces that he is leaving. He
> claims
> that it is because the dung-shifting task has
> brought
> back the painful memories of the elephant incident
> from his childhood. *carol* tries to persuade him
> to
> stay but trebor sits in a corner, rubbing his hands
> slyly. peter b decides to leave.
>
> 28 - With only two housemates remaining, the
> elephant
> dung task proves impossible. They fail miserably
> and
> resort to getting extremely pissed on some vegetable
> wine, made by *carol* from a couple of mouldy
> carrots
> she found in the Big Brother garden.
>
> 29 - Nominations are due for the final time. trebor
> asks *carol* to marry him and she accepts.
> Unsurprisingly trebor nominates *carol* to leave.
> Rather more surprisingly, so does *carol*.
>
> 30 - When the nomination is announced, *carol*
> graciously accepts defeat and proclaims that trebor
> is
> a worthy winner. As they are soon to marry, she
> also
> agrees to shag him. The event is broadcast live to
> the nation and is preceded by a speech from the
> Queen.
> Everyone in the Big Brother production crew breathe
> a
> huge sigh of relief as viewing figures go through
> the
> roof. trebor takes his £70,000 and runs away to
> Tuvalu. Nobody, including *carol*, ever sees him
> again.

[bexter]

WOW!

Dont think ive ever laughed so much reading nopesport....

[Guest]

that woz ace m8

keepum cumin

[bedders]

i can remember the last time i laughed so much bexter, twas upon reading your song about an unnamed person...my god the jokes are rolling in today

[Mrs H.]

How did I get involved in this

[*Carol*]

and me?
laughing at my expense, tsh.

[ifititches]

isn't this the poor little teamless WRE that you allowed to run in the HOC team at the PPs? If the competition had been for the best fantasist we'd have won hands down...

[The Bug]

I am goin to protect my innocence becuase i did make that version myself,

It was sent to me by someone who would like to remain anonomous cos it could ruin there reputation. I have no reputation to ruin so i posted it for them

[ifititches]

um, reread what you just wrote.. looks like self-incrimination to me bug!
I like fantasists, welcome to HOC team another time!

[Mrs H.]

Don't imagine for one little minute that i don't know who's responsible - and i must admit I'm very surprise at her

[The Bug]

Well at least i have be cleared of all charges but i will not say who it was