Which of these has been described as "a good walk ruined":
A) Orienteering
B) Polo
C) Horse riding
D) Golf
After eliminating B and C because they didn't involve walking, the competitors said something like "It can't be orienteering, that involves going up things". I wonder what they thought our sport was about?
The correct answer, of course, was golf, though I think many people can think of the odd orienteering event that fitted the description
